Outside these, four walls lies, anarchy babe
  Unnatural acts and sights abound
  Glass glaring, eyes staring, young pairing, maybe
  What does the world care if I'm not around
  
  Cos, I think I'd rather stay at home
  With people I know
  I could watch the whole thing on TV
  And the neighbours never know
  
  The bright lights, are like traps, for the unwary
  You need a guard just to walk at night
  Fights flaring, bombs scaring, pants tearing, maybe
  How can you say it will be alright
  
  And, I think I'd rather stay at home
  And my face not show
  I could watch the whole thing on TV
  And the neighbours never know, they'd never know
  Cos, I think I'd rather stay at home
  Where cold winds don't blow
  I could watch the whole thing on TV
  And the neighbours never know, they'd never know
  
  Outside these, four shores lie, countries of strangers
  They have water that you shouldn't drink
  Bad driving, crime thriving, life's full of dangers
  It's not that I'm frightened to walk on the brink.
  
  But I think I'd rather stay at home
  With people I know
  I could watch the whole thing on TV
  And the neighbours never know, they'd never know
  Think I'd rather stay at home
  Where the bad guys never go, they never go
  Stay at home
  With people you know, people you know
  Think I'd rather stay at home
  Where the pimples never show, they never show
  Stay at home
  Stay at home