The summer sun has come to stay
  Bikinis, tans, outrageous legs
  They?re all retarded and they all look the same
  And Barbie?s body?s melting down
  On her face a big fat frown
  because ?Mr. Cellulite? just moved into town
  
  (Chorus)
  Well me and thee, we ain't supermodels
  It?s not that we know anyone personally
  It?s just that I?m tired of being compared
  
  The boys they come here
  With expectations for the summer
  And I refuse to take any part of this barbaric ritual
  Because God have given me a mind
  That I will use from time to time
  And I?ve got more on my head than what?s made
  by Paul Mitchell
  
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  (Bridge) Was it worth the tears you cried to fit the size?
  Think it over once or twice
  What lasts the longest in this life
  Character or rock hard thighs
  And in the end do you believe that beauty lies in what you see
  Because if you do then baby
  You?ve been deceived
  
  Repeat Chorus