Arrange my books in order
  Make up some nice stories to amuse you
  Make things look smart and easy
  Shape up the place
  Hungry for the meeting
  The dinner we'll be eating
  Wine that we'll be drinking
  And kinky thoughts I'm thinking
  All because of you
  
  And now I've found a partner
  No one can be happier than I am
  And now I've found a new friend
  No one can be happier than me
  
  Prepare a meal with candles
  Sweet wine and strings
  Chosen for the purpose
  Then take a bath with bubbles
  Shape up my face
  Eager for the meeting
  The dinner we'll be eating
  Wine that we'll be drinking
  And kinky thoughts I'm thinking
  All because of you