Well Berkeley's full of heathen scum
  I should know I am one
  I'm a drunken junkie bum
  Then there's those Berkely bitches
  Think they'll go from rags to riches
  Hang out on University
  but now they've got my herpes
  You give them enough cash
  They'll do anything you ask
  They'll take it
  They'll take it up the ass
  Then there's those Berkely bad boys
  Don't know how to use there dicks as toys
  They only use them to pee
  So I taught them something kinky
  Now they're fetid virgin killers
  Mother rapers and hooker thrillers
  They'll bend you down to your knees
  Steamy musous is set free
  We're the people who raped your mom
  She warned you against our mob
  We chained her up to the toilet
  That cunt did grind we blew her jets
  We're all degenerate trash
  Ridin the mud train up your ass
  We'll be your friends and rip you off
  Stick pig brains up grandmas's cunt