Ships don't just disappear in the night
  Do they?
  People don't really die of fright
  Do they?
  We all know it just ain't so
  
  So don't be afraid when the table shakes
  Don't you
  Don't be amazed when your shadow quakes
  Don't you
  Start to pray they'll go away
  
  And then they can't do nothing to ya
  They can't do nothing to ya
  They just keep walking through ya
  
  Better be nice to Vincent Price
  
  Forces at work that we don't understand
  Are they?
  So don't get the shits if it touches your hand
  Don't you
  Poltergeists can be so nice
  
  Better be nice to Vincent Price
  
  What's that noise comin' up from the cellar?
  What's it?
  It's the restless bones of Boris and Bela
  Boris and Bela
  Don't go down, they're still around
  
  But then they can't do nothing to ya
  They can't do nothing to ya
  They just keep walking through ya
  
  And then they can't do nothin' to ya
  They can't do nothin' to ya
  They just keep walkin' through ya