Deck the halls with boughs of holly
  Fa la la la la
  La la la la
  Tis the season to be jolly
  Fa la la la la
  La la la la
  
  Outside the carollers start to sing
  I can't describe the joy they bring
  Cause joy is something they don't bring me
  My girlfriend is by my side
  From roof are hanging 'sicles of ice
  Their winey voices get irritating
  
  Its Christmas time again
  
  So I stand with a dead smile on my face
  Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
  Oh, God, I hate these Satan's helpers
  And then I guess I must have snapped
  Because I grabbed a baseball bat
  And made them all run for shelter
  
  It's Christmas time
  again
  It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand
  All year
  I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
  You people scare me
  Please stay away from my home
  If you don't want to get me down, just leave the presents
  And then leave me alone
  
  Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
  Cause the cops came and arrested me
  They had an unfair advantage
  And even though the jail didn't have a tree
  Christmas came a night early cause
  A guy named Bubba unwrapped my package
  
  It's Christmas time
  again
  It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand
  All year
  I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
  You people scare me
  Please stay away from my home
  If you don't want to get me down,just leave the presents
  And then leave me alone
  
  I won't be home
  I won't be home for Christmas
  I won't be home
  I won't be home for Christmas
  I won't be home
  I won't be home for Christmas
  I won't be home
  I won't be home for Christmas
  I won't be home
  I won't be home for Christmas