Satan gave me a taco
  And it made me really sick
  The chicken was all raw
  And the grease was mighty thick
  The rice was all rancid
  The beans were so hard
  I was gettin' kinda dizzy
  Eatin' all the lard
  
  There were aphids on the lettuce
  And I ate everyone
  And after I was done
  The salsa melted off my tongue
  
  Pieces of tortilla
  Got stuck in my throat
  And the stains on my clothes
  Burned a hole through my coat
  
  My stomach was a tremblin'
  And I broke out in a rash
  I was so dry and thirsty
  And I didn't have no cash
  
  So I went and found a hose
  Tore off all my clothes
  Turned on the water
  And it shot right up my nose
  
  Some old lady came along
  And she thought I was a freak
  So she beat me with her handbag
  'Til I could hardly speak
  
  I was lyin' there naked
  My body badly bruised
  In a pool of my own blood
  Unconscious and confused
  
  Well, the cops came and got me
  And threw me in their van
  And I woke up on the ceiling
  And I couldn't find my hand
  
  They took me to the judge
  His eyes a glowin' red
  The courtroom was filled
  With the witches and the dead
  
  The sherrif was a hell-hound
  With fangs and claws
  The prisoners were tied up
  And chained to the walls
  
  Well the air was gettin' thick
  The smoke was gettin' thicker
  The judge read the verdict
  Said, "Cut off his head"
  
  Well they placed me on the altar
  And they raised up the axe
  My head was about to explode
  When I noticed the marshall stacks
  
  I noticed all the smoke machines
  The cameras and the lights
  Some guy with a microphone
  Runnin' around, dancin' in tights
  
  An' I noticed the crew
  And the band playin' down below
  And I realized I was in
  A rock video [rock video]
  
  So I went and joined the band
  And I went out on tour
  And I smoked a lot of heroin
  And I passed out in manure
  
  I made out with the groupies [h-aww yeah]
  Started fires backstage [aww yeah, start 'em up]
  I made a lot of money [aww your makin' it]
  And I gave it all away [give it all to me]
  
  Well the band got killed [aww bunch of losers]
  So I started a solo career [aww haw yeah]
  And I won all the awards [get 'em all now]
  And I drank all the beer [drankin' all the...get funky]
  
  And I opened up a taco stand [aww haww]
  Just to smell the smell [aww (huh he ruh wild/everyone's wild]
  Cookin' with the devil [c'mon (babe/man)] Fryin' down in hell