Novocaine For The Soul
  Life is hard, and so am I:
  You'd better give me something so I don't die.
  Novocaine for the soul
  Before I sputter out. (x2)
  Life is white and I am black,
  Jesus and his lawyer are coming back.
  Oh my darling, will you be here
  Before I sputter out. (x3)
  Guess who's living here with the great undead.
  This paint-by-numbers life is fucking with my head,
  Once again.
  Life is good and I feel great,
  'Cause mother says I was a great mistake.
  Novocaine for the soul
  You'd better give me something to fill the hole
  Before I sputter out. (x5)