Hey have you heard the news
  (The fight is on)
  Who do you think will win
  (She's pretty strong)
  Maybe he's got a chance
  (He's pound for pound)
  Maybe he's got a chance
  (He's going down)
  
  Ok, no way this can be happening
  There's gotta be a better way
  This is such a lousy holiday
  Ok, you win, it's automatic
  Someone tell me this is not the way
  This is such a lousy holiday
  
  You hit me once, You hit me twice
  An uppercut, and the war is over
  Somehow you always win
  I tell you once, I told you twice
  Below the belt
  Your tender violence hurts but I still love you
  
  Hey have you heard the news.
  (The boy went down)
  Going the distance lost
  (The bonus round)
  They did say he won't come back
  (Oh, he'll fight again)