This is a song about Spike
  He is badass guy
  Who just happens to be
  A really good friend of mine
  
  Everyone I know, yeah
  Who knows Spike too
  Would agree when I say the words that
  Spike is cool
  
  The problem with my friend Spike
  He has fallen into
  A true love with a nice girl
  Who's got a lot of tattoos
  
  He always talks crazy
  Whenever she calls
  He always talks like a baby
  It's obvious she has got him by the balls
  She's got him by the balls
  Yeah she has got him by the balls
  
  My weird little brother James and his ex-girlfriend
  They would talk in those ridiculous voices
  We would all be hangin' out, gettin' drunk in the neighborhood
  And they both would make those ridiculous noises
  
  He would always talk crazy
  Whenever she calls
  He always talks like a baby
  It's obvious, they've got him by the balls
  
  I hate you when you when you talk like that
  I wish you could act like a grown man
  (They've got him by the balls)
  I hate you when you when you talk like that
  I wish you could act like a grown man
  (They've got him by the balls)
  I hate you when you when you talk like that
  I wish you could act like a grown man
  (They've got him by the balls)
  You'll never see me
  Walkin' that walk
  You'll never catch me
  Talkin' that babytalk
  (You know it's true they've got you by the balls)
  
  Which brings us back to Spike
  A good guy to have in a fight
  Unless he was with
  His girlfriend, obnoxious
  On a Saturday night
  
  You know he couldn't care less
  What anyone thinks
  He does not give a damn
  No 'cause he has no shame
  
  He looks so happy
  Just like everything is fine
  He seems oblivious to the fact
  That he has no spine
  'Cause he always talks crazy
  (You have no shame)
  Whenever she calls
  (You have no shame)
  He always talks like a baby
  (You have no shame)
  It's obvious, they've got him by the balls
  
  I hate you when you when you talk like that
  I wish you could act like a grown man
  (They've got him by the balls)
  I hate you when you when you talk like that
  I wish you could act like a grown man
  (They've got him by the balls)
  I hate you when you when you talk like that
  I wish you could act like a grown man
  (They've got him by the balls)
  You'll never see me
  Walkin' that walk
  You'll never catch me
  Talkin' that babytalk
  (You know it's true they've got you by the balls)
  
  I am not gonna let them get to me
  I am not gonna let them get to me
  I am not gonna let them get to me
  I am not gonna let them... whoa!
  
  They've got you by the balls
  Yeah they've got you by the balls