Intro: Eminem
  What, what? The Bad, The Evil. The Bad The Evil, put em together
  
  [Chorus]
  Yo if it wasn't for your whip I'd have nothin to strip
  If it wasn't for a wrist I'd have nothin to slit
  If it wasn't for the shroomz I'd have nothin to chew
  YO; I'm just fuckin with you cause I got nothin to do
  
  [Eminem]
  I came in the diner with skateboarders
  Placed order, ate hors d'oeuvres and hit the waiter with plate warmers
  Let you inhale the glock smell
  When I'm rippin your wallet off and slippin a malatov in your cocktail
  Burnin your contracts, punch your A & R in the face *punch sound*
  Smash his glasses and turn em to contacts
  I'm on shook shit, if its missin I took it
  Nurse look at this straight jacket, its crooked!
  I go to jail to murder you from a cell
  Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail
  So how do you describe someone
  with a decapitated head when the rest of his body's still alive RUNNIN?
  
  [Royce]
  Comin with five gunmen, waitin to do a drive-by
  So when you see the black five-hundred
  (What?) Hide from it
  For every hundred MC's rhymin about birds
  Only about two-thirds'd really set it without words
  Yo you ain't a thug I can make you bitch up
  Pick the fifth up, cock, spit, you'd swear it was rainin slugs
  (what) I'm the hottest shit in the industry
  I got every thug on the block to get a wind of me defendin me
  You lack class and respect get a direct back blast
  If Bad and Evil mad rap, I cover the Bad half
  You know how a thug in this shit'll end up
  Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down and ten up
  I take it if you run your mouth than you wanna get sent up
  Heated up, you be leakin blood and spittin phlegm up
  Now we rivals cause of a small name or title
  You stepped, got devoured and left with a flower and bible
  
  [Chorus]
  
  [Eminem]
  Forget a chorus
  My metaphors is so complicated it takes six minutes to get applause
  And by the time you all catch on
  I'ma end your career and walk away with the whole floor so you won't
  have nothin to fall back on!
  I'll throw you offa ten floors
  Pull a fuckin headache outta my head, put in yours
  (Take this) I'm indoors, waitin for disaster to seep into my skin pores
  To go outdoors and do some in-stores
  This bitch wanted to blow me, I said lord I have to
  You swallow come bitch? "No but I brought a napkin"
  Gettin skullie while I'm autographin
  Got my daughter laughin cause I sent her mother white-water raftin
  Matter of fact I'ma proven fear
  Mr. Rogers blocked up my U-haul screamin "You ain't movin here!"
  Loraina Bobbet, come here, wanta souvenier?
  I been high as fuck since I was a juvi-neer
  Juvenile? Same difference
  I need some cake cause I ain't sniffed since I woke up the seven slain
  infants
  (Oh my god) Brain implants and they say there's a slim chance
  I won't stay the same cause I traded brains with a chimpanz'
  
  [Royce]
  Walkin in swamp water with an M-16, out for blood
  Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug
  To break braces, you save grace and make faces
  I display hate and break you in eight places
  (what) Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff
  Percise aim, ice in my fame, blowin your hand off
  Dancin with the devil leadin I won't die, I'm never leavin
  (what) I pledge allegiance to forever breathing
  Street niggaz with nuts, what? my meat's bigger
  Fake-ass thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers
  With a deathwish, thinkin I'm the nigga to mess with
  Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace
  For instance, your just a hydric on tough soil
  A follower, never had heart, your just loyal
  Thugs as glass doors, I see through em
  Put the heat to em, be careful you might get what you ask for
  
  [Chorus]