It's just a stupid little love song
  It's just a stupid little
  It's just a stupid little love song
  
  Here we go
  
  Put em' up
  
  Put em' up, put em' up
  
  Your grandpa fought in world war two
  Your cousin landed on the moon
  Your mother is a diplomat, the senator of Connecticut
  Your sister's got 4 point O
  Your father's got his own talk show
  Your bother is the scientist, who found the cure for morning breath
  
  I came here by taxi
  You came by limousine
  And all I have to offer you is this
  
  Just a stupid little love song
  (3 chords and a microphone)
  Just a stupid little love song
  (hip hop and rock n' roll)
  So sit right down I'll sing this song to you
  
  Put em' up
  Put em' up, put em' up
  
  The captain of the football team
  The cheerleader's recurring dream
  You're on the road to Harvard Law
  I'm on the bus to Arkansas
  
  I stand in your doorway
  Your world looks so enchanting
  And all I have to offer you is this
  
  Just a stupid little love song
  (3 chords and a microphone)
  Just a stupid little love song
  (hip hop and rock n' roll)
  So sit right down I'll sing this song to you
  
  Put em' up
  
  Put em' up, put em' up
  
  And the moon comes in the window like a spotlight
  (this is love cause this is real)
  Sit you down and I being to gently rock your night
  ('cause I'm trying to tell you what I feel)
  And we're truly approaching a moment
  And then you lean over, and saaaay, what's my name?, what's my name?, what's my name?
  ooooohhhhhhhhh, go on
  
  Here we go
  
  (Hi is Brett home?)
  (Well will you tell him I came by?)
  
  I stand in your driveway
  Your world looks so far away
  And all I have to offer you is this
  
  Just a stupid little love song
  (3 chords and a microphone)
  Just a stupid little love song
  (hip hop and rock and roll)
  So sit right down I'll sing this song to you
  
  Put em' up, put em' up
  
  Just a stupid little love song
  So sit right down I'll sing this song to you