Excuse me can you help me straighten up my head?
  I got a new friend by the name of mr Z.
  Well what's wrong with that, don't ya like what you see?
  Hmm... If I had a choice yo i'd rather be me
  You see he's kinda not like kinda average kinda guy
  Kinda say what make you kinda say why
  Did you see that what he did to his cat
  It's all big and fat and now it wears caps.
  
  Here we go again.
  
  Mr Zuvaloppa got a crazy life
  with a house on the corner for his kids and whife.
  Works all day tryin' to make ends meet
  just the same as everybody does down his street.
  Mr Zuvaloppa got a brand new car
  but he likes a little drink so he can't drive far.
  He used to have a mini but he's six foot four.
  Mr Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore.
  
  Yo you gotta sit back relax while
  I hit you with a tale of a guy
  Who would try but he's always gonna fail
  M I S T E R Z he doesn't realise
  that it wasn't really meant to be
  him up at the top he never wanna stop
  
  The fool up in the pool doin' a big
  belly flop
  now even sunbathing he could never get
  it right
  cause he even tried to do it in the middle
  of the night.
  
  Here we go agian.
  
  Mr Zuvaloppa got a crazy life
  with a house on the corner for his kids and whife.
  Works all day tryin' to make ends meet
  just the same as everybody does down his street.
  Mr Zuvaloppa got a brand new car
  but he likes a little drink so he can't drive far.
  He used to have a mini but he's six foot four.
  Mr Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore. (repeat until end)