YOU-YOU-YOU-OOO
  LOOK LIKE A DOR-R-R-K
  YOU ACT LIKE A DORK
  MOST OF THE TIME, ALSO
  
  YOU'RE A DOR-R-R-R-K
  YOU ARE A DOUBLE-DORK BUTT RASH
  YOU ARE A DORK, DORK, DORK, DOR-R-R-R-K!
  NOBODY WANTS TO...
  
  YOU ARE BORING... YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
  YOU EAT CHEESE - YOU EAT CHEESE AND OTHER THINGS
  YOU CAN CAN WRAP IT UP AN' TAKE IT WITH YOU
  FROM THE TABLE
  WITH LUIGI & THE WISE GUYS AT THE TABLE
  
  YOU ARE A DORK!
  YOU ARE A DORK, DORK, DORK, DOR-R-R-R-K!
  YOU ARE A DOUBLE-DORK BUTT RASH
  THERE'S ONE IN EVERY CREW - DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?
  WE KNOW, BUT WE WON'T TELL YOU
  
  WE DON'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS
  BUT YOU'RE A DOR-R-R-R-K!
  MIGHT AS WELL ADMIT IT
  WHEN YOU'RE A DORK
  YOU'RE A DORK, BY THE WAY
  YOU'RE A DORK
  A DOUBLE
  A DOUBLE DORK BUTT RASH
  A DOUBLE BUTT RASH DORK
  LUIGI & THE WISE GUYS AT THE TABLE
  
  YOU LOOK LIKE A DORK
  LOOK LIKE A DORK
  YOU ACT LIKE A DORK MOST OF THE TIME
  YOU'RE A DOR-R-R-R-K
  
  DOUBLE DORK
  DOUBLE DORK
  DOUBLE DORK BUTT RASH