vs. Linkin Park
  
  If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
  I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
  Hit me
  
  Got Mike
  He's got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
  Foes that wanna make sure his casket's closed
  Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
  He's from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
  If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
  You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe
  So fuck critics you can kiss our whole asshole
  If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
  Got beef with radio if we don't play they show
  They don't play out hits well we don't give a shit SO
  All these mags try and use our ass
  So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
  I don't know what you take us as
  or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has
  I'm from rags to ritches nigga we ain't dumb
  I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
  Hit me
  
  99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
  If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
  I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
  
  The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
  In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law
  I got two choices yall pull over the car or
  Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
  Now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake
  Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
  So i...pull over to the side of the road
  And i heard "Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?"
  Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low
  Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know
  Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
  "Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four"
  "Liscense and regestration and step out of the car"
  "Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are"
  I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit
  "Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?"
  Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
  And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
  "Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
  "Or somebody important or somethin?"
  Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
  Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
  "Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
  I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
  Hit me
  
  99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
  If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
  I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
  Hit me99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
  If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
  I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
  Hit me
  99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
  If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
  I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
  Now once upon a time not too long ago
  A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
  This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
  But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
  I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord
  Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
  You know the type loud as a motor bike
  But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
  The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin
  He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
  And there i go traped in the kit kat again
  Back through the system with the riff raff again
  Fiends on the floor scratchin again
  Paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them
  D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again
  Half-a-mil for bail cause i'm African
  All because ths fool was horrasin them
  Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
  But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gun
  I got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one
  
  99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
  If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
  I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
  Hit me
  99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
  If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
  I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
  Hit me
  
  shut up when I'm talking to you
  shut up, shut up, shut up
  shut up when I'm talking to you
  shut up, shut up, shut up
  
  I'm about to BREAK
  
  Everything you say to me
  I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
  Hit me
  I need a little room to breathe
  I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
  Hit me
  Everything you say to me
  I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
  Hit me
  I need a little room to breathe
  I got 99 problems
  And I'm about to
  Break