Duck and Sally inside
  they took her forty down five
  Who's laying in the graveyard
  she's licking up her pig pen
  Oh, you shouldn't do that
  don't you know you'll stain the carpet
  Oh man, don't you know you'll stain the carpet
  ain't that just like Sister Ray said
  I'm searching for my mainline
  Oh babe, I couldn't hit it sideways
  Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, I couldn't hit it, hit it sideways
  Then I, woh-oh, not that just like Sister Ray said
  
  Now Rosie's got a new piece
  She cocks and shoots it bang between three and four
  Oh, she aims it at the sailor
  shoots her down dead on the floor
  You shouldn't do that
  now don't you know you'll stain the carpet
  No baby, don't you know you'll stain the carpet
  and by the way you got a dollar
  
  I'm searching for my mainline
  'Cause, baby-baby, hit it, oh, sideways
  Hey baby now, I couldn't hit it sideways
  Now ....
  oh baby, it's like Sister Ray said
  give it to me, babe
  
  Who is that knocking
  Who's knocking on my chamber door
  Could it be the police
  They come and take me for a ride
  I haven't got the time-time
  She's, ah baby, sucking on my ding-dong
  she's sucking on my ding-dong
  Oh, just like Sister Ray said
  
  But I'm searching for my mainline
  I couldn't hit it, oh, side, oh, sideways
  I said I couldn't, I couldn't
  I couldn't hit it sideways
  Just like
  baby, just like that
  Baby, just like now
  'cause just like Sister Ray