Chorus:
    Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
  I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
  I want to ride my bicycle
  I want to ride my bike
  I want to ride my bicycle
    I want to ride it where I like
    You say black I say white
  You say bark I say bite
  You say shark I say hey man
  Jaws was never my scene
  And I don't like Star Wars
  You say Rolls I say Royce
  You say God give me a choice
  You say Lord I say Christ
  I don't believe in Peter Pan
  Frankenstein or Superman
  All I wanna do is
    Repeat chorus
    I want to ride my...
  Bicycle races are coming your way
  So forget all your duties oh yeah!
  Fat bottomed girls
  They'll be riding today
  So look out for those beauties oh yeah
  On your marks get set go
  Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
  Bicycle bicycle bicycle
  I want to ride my bicycle
  Bicycle bicycle bicycle bicycle
  Bicycle race
    You say coke I say caine
  You say John I say Wayne
  Hot dog I say cool it man
  I don't wanna be the President of America
  You say smile I say cheese
  Cartier I say please
  Income tax I say Jesus
  I don't wanna be a candidate for
  Vietnam or Watergate
  Cos all I wanna do is
    Repeat chorus
    I want to ride it where I like