Don't touch me! Get away from me!
  Homeboy, you better stop it, keep up you're gonna get it
  Your mouth is gettin' sassy, don't make me have to hit it
  Cuz when I heard about you my teeth just gritted
  You told me that you didn't, but I knew you were with it
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    Bet you got a chick on the side
  Sure you got a chick
  I know you got a chick on the side
  (Love bandit, love bandit)
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    Don't worry, boy, cuz I won't complain, no need to explain
  I seen everything through the window pane
  You and your other lover, that's really insane
  And another thing: Please take off my gold ring
  I got another finger I can put it on
  You blew the deal so now I'm all gone
  I was prepared for just in case you messed around
  On the side you could be replaced
  But you could have found a better way of lettin' me down
  Instead of running around with every girl in town
  I heard you on the phone the other day
  Don't you say it's an old friend all the way from L.A.
  I finally caught onto your little game
  Your lying and denying is a cryin' shame
  You took me for granted, this is the end, dammit
  You're playing the field like you're some (love bandit)
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    Oooo my, oooo my so-called fiancee listen to what I say
  Whatever game you play I play the same way
  So if you wanna go mess around and cheat
  And you wanna romance between another girl's sheets
  Go ahead sweetheart, I expected that
  Cuz you're nothing but a cheap, little, stuck-up brat
  Wherever you're at you want this and that
  You dirty rat, I'm not a welcome mat
  I got another lover, and I know he cares
  So smile child, but keep your crocodile tears
  Go ahead, go, go boy! I'm going steady
  In loving arms this teddy is ready
  He fixed the table for his and hers
  And while the dinner simmers he served the hors'doevres
  Then munch-out time, hit the wine, get mellow
  Cleared off the table and his hello-jello
  I can't express the feeling that I get
  So I just lay back and light up a cigarette
  And try to be cool, collected, and calm
  He tells me my fortune and reads my palm
  With a suave taste I cannot embrace
  In a feeling of desire by the fireplace
  Love bandit, I'm makin' it clear
  See ya later, gator, I'm gettin' outta here, yeah
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    You're at the window starin' at the sky
  Birds fly by, you start to wonder why
  You're not by my side sharing the dream
  That one day you'll be my king, and I'll be your queen
  I call you every day, ask to get into your home
  I tell you I'm alone, but you hang up the phone
  You're like a hot flame getting ready to burn
  You say you're concerned, baby, you don't earn