San Francisco Bay
  Past pier thirty nine
  Early p.m.
  Can't remember what time
  Got the waiting cab
  Stopped at the red light
  Address, unsure of
  But it turned out just right
    It started straight off
  "Coming here is hell"
  That's his first words
  We asked what he meant
  He said " where ya' from?"
  We told him our lot
  "When ya' take a holiday
  Is this what you want?"
    So have a nice day
  Have a nice day
  Have a nice day
  Have a nice day
    Lie around all day
  Have a drink to chase
  "Yourself and tourists, yeah
  That's what I hate"
  He said "We're going wrong
  We've all become the same
  We dress the same ways
  Only our accents change
    So have a nice day
  Have a nice day
  Have a nice day
  Have a nice day
    Swim in the ocean
  That be my dish
  I drive around all day
  And kill processed fish
  It's all money gum
  No artists anymore
  You're only in it now
  To make more, more, more
    So have a nice day
  Have a nice day
  Have a nice day
  Have a nice day
    Have a nice day
  Have a nice day
  Have a nice day
  Have a nice day