Please, please, he's on his knees
  Flying through the air with the greatest of ease
  Roland D. Rhodes, clean and fat
  Worst gets a wish that he never had
    Here in the fast lane
  He's hard up again
  The sweet and the sour
  Are one and the same
  Forgo all conclusions
  It's not over yet
  And always remember
  You're not who you met
  Like Roland D. Rhodes
    Doesn't really know and doesn't seem to care
  Can't score a connection to anywhere
  Roland D. Rhodes isn't worried at all
  In fact he tells you that he's having a ball
    Here in the fast lane
  He's hard up again
  The sweet and the sour
  Are one and the same
  Forgo all conclusions
  It's not over yet
  And always remember
  You're not who you met
  Like Roland D. Rhodes