Girls on the beaches commit a sin
  They don't show yards and yards of skin
  Preceding message to you has been
  Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce
    Maybe your yen is for tennis courts
  Maybe romancing is in your thoughts
  Enjoy all outdoor and indoor sports
  Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce
    Any male in Fort Lauderdale who is not pursuing a cute female
  Will automatically land in jail
  That's the law in Fort Lauderdale
    Pretty girls eighteen to twenty-three
  If their technique ain't what it should be
  Get love instruction for free from me
  Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce