I came into the world as a reject
  Look into these eyes
  Then you'll see the size of the sags
  That are pullin on my past
  Burnin on my brain
  Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
  Hey, I think about the day
  My girlie went away with my pay
  And these fellas came to play
  Now she's stuck with my homies that she fucked
  And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat
    Like a chump
    Should I be feelin bad
  Should I be feelin good
  It's kinda sad I'm the laughing stock of the neighborhood
  And you'd be figured I'd be movin on
  But I'm a sucker like I said
  Fucked up in the head, not!
  And maybe she just made a mistake
  And I should give her a break
  But my heart will ache either way
  Hey, what the hell, whatchu want me to say?
  I won't lie, that I can't deny
    I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
  The nookie, c'mon
  So you can take that cookie
  And stick it up your yeah!
  Stick it up your yeah!
  Stick it up your yeah!
  Stick it up your
    Why did it take so long
  Why did I take so long, huh
  To figure it out, but I didn't
  And I'm the only one
  Underneath the sun who didn't get it
  I can't believe that I can be deceived
  By my so-called girl, but in reality
  She had a hidden agenda
  She put my tender, heart in a blender
  And still I surrender
    I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
  The nookie, c'mon
  So you can take that cookie
  And stick it up your yeah!
  Stick it up your yeah!
  Stick it up your yeah!
  Stick it up your
    I'm only human
  It's so easy for your friends to give you their advice
  They tell you just let it go
  It's easier said than did
  I appreciate it, but
  Just leave me alone
  Leave me alone
  Just leave me alone
  Nothing's gonna change
  You can go away
  I'm just gonna stay here
  And always be the same
    I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
  The nookie, c'mon
  So you can take that cookie
  And stick it up your yeah!
  Stick it up your yeah!
  Stick it up your yeah!
  Stick it up your