Who's that boy with the honey face
  Looks like he should be sedated
  He's all smash and grab in his Adidas tags
  Wound up and agitated and I bet he's not a real punk boy
  I bet he's not a real punk boy
  I bet he's not a real punk boy
    Does your heart go boom when he walks in the room
  Do rain clouds scatter and fall
  Do you feel yourself sigh when he passes you by
  Or do you grow a hundred feet tall
  D'you go bang shang alang, every time you see him
  D'you go bang shang alang, every time you're near him
  D'you go bang shang alang, every time you hear him
  If you don't, he's not a real punk boy
  If you don't, he's not a real punk boy
  If you don't, he's not a real punk boy at all
    Who's that boy with the ocean green eyes
  In Rough Trade every Saturday
  Don't he look cute in his Eighties track suit
  I wish I hadn't thrown mine away
  And I bet he's not a real punk boy
  I bet he's not a real punk boy
  I bet he's not a real punk boy
    Do stars explode when he walks you home
  On a cool and clear evening
  D'you wanna put him on like your favourite song
  Or never wanna hear him
  D'you go bang shang alang, every time you see him
  D'you go bang shang alang, every time you're near him
  D'you go bang shang alang, every time you hear him
  If you don't, he's not a real punk boy
  If you don't, he's not a real punk boy
  If you don't, he's not a real punk boy at all