We fight fot the Queen & country & we're back here again
  OVER THE HILLS TO THE BATTLEFIELD 10 THOUSAND MARCHING MEN
  We never say surrender butnow we must admit
  SHOVE THE ROTTEN REGEMENT WE'RE OFF ON A MOONLIGHT FLIT
    HO TALLY HO! THE BATTLE CRY OH! WE'RE OFF DOWN THE PUB
  HO TALLY HO! A PINT & DECENT GRUB.
    [Chorus:]
  Down in the valley we can see
  THE MEN MARCHING FOR VICTORY
  We'll skip the blood on the battlefield
  STUUF ALL THE BRAVERY... COZ WE QUIT THE CAVALRY.
    We're shot injured & wounded, they call us men of war
  IT'S TOO NOISY & DIRTY & WE CAN'T TAKE NO MORE
  No bath or battlefield shower & people say we're brave
  BUT NOW WE'RE GONNA DO A BUNK FOR A DECENT WASH N' SHAVE
    HO TALLY HO!.... [Chorus]
    SHOOT DON'T SHOOT This is not the life for me
  SHOOT DON'T SHOOT It's not my cup o' tea.
    GUITAR BIT... HO!... [Chorus]