I smoke two joints in the morning
  I smoke two joint at night
  I smoke two joint in the afternoon
  It makes me feel all right
      I smoke two joints in time of peace
  And two in time of war
  I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
  And then I smoke two more
      Daddy he once told me,
  "Son, you be hard workin' man"
  And momma she once told me,
  "Son, you do the best you can"
  Then one day I meet a man,
  He came to me and said,
  "Hard work good and hard work fine,
  but first take care of head"
      Whoa rock me to the night
  Ja say