I got my mat
  I'm gonna take a dive
  I might get wet
  But I'll still be alive
  It only cost 3 bones
  To prove my masculinity
  But when I'm riding I'm free
    I'm on the waterslide
  (Woh-Oh)
  I'm on the waterslide
  (Let's go)
  I'm On The Waterslide
  Watch me go
    In the shoot
  I'll do the loop to loop
  but in the end
  I'll wind up in the soup
  Last one to finish
  Has to pay for every ride
  but if I'm last you'll let me slide
    [Chorus]
    [Lead]
    [Chorus]
    Go down backwards on the waterslide
    Lane 5 on the waterslide
    Lane 6 on the waterslide
    I'm getting wet on the waterlide