pearl jam clones are everywhere
  fuck that shit, go cut your fucking hair
  Seattle sound is all around
  but where's the huevos in that sound
  go to the Whisky, see a band
  just all an 'L' and you've got bland
  all those bands just sound the same
  and they all look so fucking lame
  and I don't want to hear it
  everybody's trying to make it
  heard it all a million times
  grab the brass ring before it falls down
  wish they'd all just go away
  pearl jam clones are everywhere
  fuck that shit, go cut your fucking hair
  not one word original
  not one word original
  and then they all fall down
  they all go down
  grab the brass ring
  find the pot of gold