In the darkest tunnel, it's nice to see a light,
  Not just a headlight,
  Like the one that's heading right for me.
  It would be nice if things could turn out right,
  Turn out right yeah,
  Don't think I'll ever see the day.
    I must have done something wrong,
  Or maybe pissed off God.
    I think of Chinese food when I think of life,
  That's sweet and sour,
  My life is sweet as saccharine.
  You know 3 week old milk and grapes are not,
  Not the same, No,
  I am the one Johnny Carcinogen.
    I must have fucked with some witch,
  In turn she cursed me, cursed my life.
    At the end of the longest line,
  That's where I will always be,
  If you need to find me, just go to,
  The end of the longest line.
    But officer that was a yellow light,
  The light was red, son,
  Insubordination, reckless driving,
  I must be wrong, this can't be right,
  I don't belong, this world is much to dangerous,
  For someone lacking luck, like me.
    At the end of the longest line,
  That's where I will always be,
  If you need to find me, just go to,
  The end of the longest line.
    At the end of the longest line,
  That's where I will always be,
  At the end of the longest, line.