Finger food and an ice cold keg
  It won't cost you an arm and a leg
  Dance all night to a rotten band
  Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand
    Saturday night, it's the place to be
  Everybody cut footloose with me
  At the party at the leper colony
  Oh, there's a party at the leper colony
  Hey
    Met a little lady so pretty and young
  She was quite a little talker 'till the cat got her tongue
  She oozed up beside me, I turned on my charm
  Well, pretty soon she was completely disarmed
    I said, "Girl, now don't fall to pieces on me"
  But she cried her eyes out - literally
  At the party at the leper colony
  Oh, there's a party at the leper colony
  Hey, hey
    Hey now, buddy, don't you give me no lip
  Sorry I was using your head for dip
  There's a guy in the hot tub, I don't know who
  Wait a minute, it looks like Stu
    Well, hold the phone now, what do I see?
  Another pretty mama got her eye on me
  At the party at the leper colony
  Oh, there's a party at the leper colony
    There's a party at the leper colony
  (Party at the leper colony)
  There's a party at the leper colony
  (Party at the leper colony)
    Oh, there's a party at the leper colony
  Yeah, party at the leper colony
  Well, there's a party at the leper colony
  (Party at the leper colony)
  Hey