Yeah! Oom oom!
   When I was a boy I thought that someday I would be a man
   I'd sit inside the fireplace, pretend that I was in a can
   Go inside my room and put my mind in an ice cream cone
   And you can throw me if you want, but I'm a ball and I go
   Oom! Biff biff!
   Oom! Biff biff!
   Yeah!
  
   Oh, yeah yeah!
  
   Now if I don't stop crying, it ain't cos that I have got no eyes
   My clock lies in the fireplace, my dog lies hypnotised
   And then there was the time I wasn't able to find my way
   And I'm trapped inside a night without a day and I go
   Oom! Biff biff!
   Oom! Biff biff!
   Yeah!
  
   Now, when I was a boy I thought that someday I would be a man
   I'd sit inside the fireplace, pretend that I was in a can
   Go inside my room and put my mind in an ice cream cone
   Now you can throw me if you want, but I'm a ball and I go