There's a boy with a brace across his teeth
   White socks, tattooed underneath
   Bus tickets chitched up in his palm
   Stood there he's spinning a yarn
  
   There's a girl with a plastic pair of shoes
   Two eyes permanently bruised
   Can't find the time to be alarmed
   Just stood spinning a yarn
  
   Just take your time
   It'll work out fine
   It'll do no harm
   To spin your yarn
  
   You do English
   I'll do sums
   You break fingers
   I'll break thumbs
   You play Dads
   And I'll play Mums
   You play Glockenspiel
   And I'll play drums
  
   My name is Derek from the den
   I deal in shillings and in pence
   I'll get you amy deal you like
  
   Ten sweets for a mountain bike you like
   My name is Mandy from the yard
   I deal in crazy tarot cards
   I'll tell you what the future brings
   One cat and a dog that sings
  
   You do English
   I'll do sums
   You break fingers
   I'll break thumbs
   You play Dads
   And I'll play Mums
   You play Glockenspiel
   And I'll play drums
  
   Just take your time
   It'll work out fine
   It'll do no harm
   To spin your yarn
  
   You do English
   I'll do sums
   You break fingers
   I'll break thumbs
   You play Dads
   And I'll play Mums
   You play Glockenspiel
   And I'll play drums